Talking to ladyfriends about NLCS
- Me: Oh man, I hope the Giants win tonight. Fuck the Phillies.
- Stefani: I don't even WATCH football.
- Me: BASEBALL, YOU IDIOT. BASEBALL.
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Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love you hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real home run.
Mac
For all of our Phillies fans.
And for those who were wondering if I’d cover teams I may have a bias against, the answer of course is yes! I have my favorites but this is about baseball.