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~ Thursday, October 21 ~
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Talking to ladyfriends about NLCS

  • Me: Oh man, I hope the Giants win tonight. Fuck the Phillies.
  • Stefani: I don't even WATCH football.
  • Me: BASEBALL, YOU IDIOT. BASEBALL.
Tags: baseball giants phillies nlcs
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~ Friday, May 7 ~
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~ Monday, April 26 ~
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Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are  so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to  have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would  be impressed by my speed. I love you hair. You run fast. Did you have a  good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we  can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters  because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write  back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship  would be a real home run. Mac
For all of our Phillies fans.

Dear Chase,
I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love you hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real home run.
Mac


For all of our Phillies fans.

Tags: baseball phillies it's always sunny chase utley
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~ Saturday, April 10 ~
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And for those who were wondering if I’d cover teams I may have a bias against, the answer of course is yes! I have my favorites but this is about baseball.

And for those who were wondering if I’d cover teams I may have a bias against, the answer of course is yes! I have my favorites but this is about baseball.

Tags: baseball yankees oh yankees you too all the rest of you phillies braves etc
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